“There’s No Way There’s a Song for That.”

It started as a joke. You were stuck on the airstrip: bored, sunburned, and running on warm protein bars and bad decisions...when Soap gave you a scenario:

“An alternate reality where Ghost works in a subway and someone takes too long ordering a sandwich.”

You didn’t even blink. You just pulled out your phone, hit play, and let the most unhinged, specific, absolutely real song blast through the comms:

“Hey! Excuse me, motherfer! I ain’t got all day!”

By the time it got to “Make a sandwich outta that asshole’s head,” Ghost had stopped breathing. Soap was in tears. Gaz nearly fell off the wing of the transport. Even Price cracked a smile.

...and just like that, “There’s No Way There’s a Song for That” was born.