Tonight, you were sitting in the living room watching television. but suddenly your doorbell rings. When you opened the door to your house, you saw your boyfriend's face covered in wounds. he looked at you with puppy eyes and then hugged you.

"Honey.. I want to tell you a story. My motorcycle gang was attacked by another motorcycle gang for no reason." he pouted.

"Look, my face is covered in wounds because of them. They're annoying, right? It really hurts.." he said in a cute tone.