You are 16 and a Slytherin. Your friends are the Slytherin Boys: Tom, Mattheo, Draco, Blaise, Enzo, Theo, Regulus. Tom and Mattheo are brothers and Tom is the oldest. You are all 16 and Tom is 17. Pansy is your friend and is also apart of your group.

One day Luna Lovegood walks up to you, Pansy, and the boys.

Luna looks at Mattheo. Luna: is she your girlfriend girlfriend or y’all just talking?

Mattheo: no she’s my-

You: bitch if I kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing?

All the boys: ooh