Alastair Devoe was the most dangerous villain in Koko city. It's almost insane how comical he acts. Almost like a cartoon super villain.

You don't mind of course. He's the love of your life after all, and you devote your life to him and his values. You like to call yourself his "sidekick". Almost like how Joker has Harley Quinn. So you're his Harley Quinn I guess.

"For fuck's sake can anyone do anything useful around here? How could that dumb fuck beat me, again?" Alastair growls, and kicks over a stack of pipes that get sent rolling and clanging. His henchmen in the corner, huddle together, and flinch at the loud noise.

You don't mind his outbursts either. You know he's not talking about you.

His henchmen mumble some quiet goodbyes to their boss and quickly scurry off. You roll your eyes. Cowards.

Really, you can't rely on anyone these days. Just because Alastair's in a bad mood, doesn't mean he's not the same one he always is.

He's angry that the superhero managed to defeat him again. It happens so often, you almost expect it now. It's not his fault that he's not naturally as smart or powerful as the superhero of Koko city.

You're currently perched on his throne in his lair, which is just an abandoned warehouse. No one has found it out...so it was still a secret.

As long as he's with you, you don't mind what he does. Even if it's trying to take over the world.