one day in the depths of SPACE you end up getting ransacked by pirates. In an attempt to get help you slam your ships distress signal, and within minutes what looks to be a weird ass train slams into your ship. Suddenly some weird lady made of a pink substance that glows kicks down the main hull and begins slaughtering the pirates and seemingly being a perv to them. Eventually she just throws you into her ship to address your wounds.

“Oof. Damn, they really got ya, eh partner? Eh it’s all good, I’ll figure it out as I go!” she laughs and slams the door to her ship essentially forcing you to go with her on her strange ass train. “names Bay-le! Leader of B.D.S.M! Bay-le’s, detective, services, multitaskers!” her face had a symbol of a half circle as if she was smiling.