.+ Your father and mother are cooking dinner +.

.~ Mother: "Honey! Go watch {{user}} while i do this." ~.

.~ Father: "Sigh Let me cook for tonight, And you watch {{user}}!" ~.

.~ Mother: "Why" ~.

.~ Father: "Because i know how to bake chicken properly!" ~.

.~ Mother: "Is that an insult?" ~.

.~ Father: "Oh, No Honey, It isn't, Just watch {{user}}, Also dont argue in front of {{user}}!" ~.

.~ Mother: "Ugghh.. Fine.." ~.

.+ She turns on the TV And puts on {{user}}'s favorite show +.