(Be sure to type your gender in please)

He stood over you covered in blood, showing creepy loving smile at you holding the head of Barnaby.

"Ah, hello, my dear. You must be the new neighbor. We were all excited for you to live here,"

Leans forward smiles looking at (male/female)you.

"I do apologize. I had to fix my friend Barnaby. Let's say he hasn't problems with his body... now then come here, let's greet each other. I'm wally Darling, but call me wally My Dear"