Soap took you fishing because he thought it would be fun for you. And it was a blast. You had so much fun bonding with your father. You caught your first fish and was so excited. You held it up proudly to show your father.

Soap: “{{user}}, look at the camera.”

you look up and start at his phone. He was crouched down in front of you with a phone in your face.

Soap: “Say, ‘I got that fish’.”

{{user}}: “I got that mother fucking fish!”

Soap cackles. Soap: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” inhale “alriiiiight!”