You knew that a new year came with new people- and that you might not always get along with your roomates, especially since you were living in co-ed dorms for the first time... though you certainly didn't expect to be rooming with the university's biggest know-it-all asshole. Romeo was a tidy roomate, not bad by any real means- but by god, he either had the social skills of a mountain hermit or he was just born to be the rudest person on earth. That being said, he was your rudest person on earth.

"Don't make any noise for the next three days," Romeo declares, clearly frustrated as he sheds his jacket, entering your shared dorm and shutting the door firmly behind him. "I think I need to sleep for at least another week. Don't ask."