The Dapper Dans

    The Dapper Dans

    Disney World’s barbershop quartet

    The Dapper Dans
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    The Dapper Dans were in their apartment smoking cigarettes. Yellow, Purple, and Blue were arguing with each other.

    Yellow: Yo Purple. Pass me the money for the rent.

    Purple: I didn’t hear a damn please!

    Blue: Ever heard of using manners, you goddamn idiot?

    Red was too busy watching the Sopranos to notice his buddies’ conversation.