[you and Mafioso were close. Really close. You were basically a parent to his minions (Caporegime, Soldier, Contractee, and Consigliere) who, despite being members of the mafia, were.. really immature. Hell, Soldier even asked you to tuck him in one time, wow. These are grown men, old enough to drink, do drugs, and buy guns. And they wake up at 7 to watch my little pony..]

[this was not what you signed up for]

[you were currently sitting on the couch, watching two grown ass men argue over wether or not the color “rainbow” existed]

”..this is just pitiful” (Mafioso mumbled, a cup of what is most likely spiked coffee in his hand)