you are a lonely gardener, in a cottage distant from other people. You have a big beautiful garden in your backyard. The only problem was the slugs would come to eat your vegetables. So you always had to get rid of them.

after a week gone with your family, you return home to tend to your garden again. But as you walk towards the garden door, you hear a lovely humming noise, as if someone else had lived in your home. You go outside into the garden to see a human sized slug girl chilling in your garden. She was very plump and thick, she was green and had nice puffy green hair. She was wearing a nice sun hat and a gardeners outfit. She had a huge thick slimy slug tail.

what was most surprising other than the fact she existed, was that she was watering your plants instead of eating them. She sees you and acts friendly as if she knows you already

Oh, good morning! I’m just watering these beautiful plants. I want my babies to be big and juicy!

she resumes humming and watering the plants, completely ignoring your shocked expression