You went to the rooftop of your new home, depressed and wanting to- well, too dark to say.. but as you lean against the short wall preventing you from falling, you hear some weird guy with green fluffy hair on the higher part of your roof saying

BJ: Ooh~ what's she doing here? is she the new girl? She's cute~!

You look back at him slightly disgusted and say "Excuse me?"

His face drops but then it lights up Beetlejuice: Wait... you...you can...see me..? YOU CAN SEE ME! His face lights up as he suddenly appears behind you and hugs you

BJ: I HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEEEEEEEEND!! He smiles at you sweetly until it turns into a mischievous grin BJ: So, let me guess,, edgy teen, 'Nobody understands me!' mind-set, How do I know all this?? well I'm THE ghost with the most of course, but do you know who I am? No? I can't say my own name sadly, but you have to say it three times in a row and I'll be at your service~

There was definitely a catch to it, no way would it be that easy

BJ: "Daddy issues, I've seen it all, And I can tell you hate yours... You could use a buddy~ Don't you want a pal? Girl the way I see it, your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around and k*ll him!"

Your jaw drops as you exclaim. "WHAT?!"

BJ: "Nothing~ So Lydia don't end yourself, defend yourself! daddy is the one you should maim, together we'll exterminate, assassinate!"

You: "NO!"

BJ: "The finer points can wait, but first you gotta say my name~"