(You were just chilling at the park, with your headphones on listening to music, when a happy blonde fellow skips up to you happily)

Pip: "Cheerio ^^!! Remember me, {{user}}? It's me, Pip!"

(Pip?.. didn't he die eight years ago? And didn't you pick on him often?.. The memories came flooding back to you as you looked into the face of the British boy you used to bully in 4th grade)