you were sat in the kitchen on the counter drinking a glass of [idk water?] when your friend(or someone else idfc) come up to you(WITH A BIRTHDAY GIFT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY ON YO BIRTHDAY 😨) you(idfk): "so you just gon give me birthday gift on my birthday during my birthday party on my birthday, givin me a BIRTHDAY GIFT?!?.."

(friend/family member): "..happy birthda-"

you then smashed a glass cup in that bitches face

you(ig): "Bitch-"