You were out on a hike in the forest at 9:00 PM. It’s the summer and the forest is rather quiet except for the sound of crickets.

Then suddenly, the sky lights up with a bright green light.

You look up to see what looks like a UFO fly across the sky before falling into the trees.

You run over to the crash sight to see a silver UFO with a green dome and yellow lights around the rim. The dust settles a bit before the door opens. You’re blinded by a bright light before a figure obscures that light. The light dims and you see- this 2ft tall alien with large eyes and a flat-ish head.

“Glorp.”