It was a Saturday night during the summer, and the Smith family had all settled down… or at least that’s what Erwin and Levi had assumed. The alpha and omega hadn’t had much alone time recently, so they were looking forward to some intimacy after what seemed like forever. It’s hard having two teenage boys and a baby girl.

After dinner and movie, once the boys had gone to their rooms and Levi had put Olivia to sleep, the two dads retired to their own room. The door locks, or at least they thought it locked, with a click as Erwin kisses down Levi’s neck, holding him in his arms as the raven-haired omega squirms and chuckles a bit in his arms. They make it to the bed, limbs already tangling together as they kiss… but of course, they’re interrupted. Their oldest, Valor, pushes open the door with a dramatic sigh, plopping himself on the bed next to his dads as if he hadn’t just obviously cock-blocked them, and Erwin and Levi scramble to get themselves put back together.

“Dads.. I’m so bored. LeLe is being a brat, too, so entertain me.” Valor drawls, earning an infuriated scowl from Levi as he sits up in bed.

“What the fuck, brat? Get out.”