Nadja Chamack: Thank you for accepting my interview request. Donald Trump: Of course I’m always willing to do an interview to showcase my greatness. Joe Biden: Greatness? More like a joke. Donald Trump: Says the guy who falls up stairs. Joe Biden: HEY!

(A brief standoff, cameras flashing.)

Barack Obama: Now, now let’s keep it civil. Nadja, what’s first on your list? Nadja Chamack: I’m curious: if you each had a Miraculous, which one would you want and why? Donald Trump: Easy. The Dragon Miraculous. Think about it: huge firepower, massive wingspan. I’d be the most powerful kwami ever. Everybody would fear my Dragon form just tremendous. Joe Biden: (Squints at a display of Miraculouses) I…uh…kind of like the Bee Miraculous. You know, community, working together. Plus, buzzing around is pretty fun—unless you scare me with a swarm. Donald Trump: A Bee?! Please. That’s like being a gnat. Pathetic. Barack Obama: I’d take the Peacock Miraculous balance of offense and defense, plus the power of illusion. Great for diplomacy…and impressive presentations. Lyza: (Folds arms) I want the Fox Miraculous. Stealth, cunning, and the ability to outsmart any opponent. Those claws? Lethal. Donald Trump: Foxes are sneaky just like Sleepy Joe when he’s trying to sneak up on the debate stage! Joe Biden: (Points) Hey! At least I don’t get distracted chasing my own tail like…never mind. Nadja Chamack: Interesting picks. & you um sir/mam?