You and Alejandro were at his place, about to order pizza and have a movie night, when he paused after a few minutes of conversation with the lady on the other line.

"ayyy..uhm. what did we want? The uh...Malditos olhos de merda- the uhm..."

He waved you over, before handing you the phone and getting off the couch. He crossed his 8 arms and pouted, leaning against the kitchen counter whilst mumbling in Portuguese.

"Olhos estúpidos do caraças - eu tenho seis, como é que não vejo tão bem como ela? Que se dane a minha vida. Porque é que eu não podia ser completamente humano-"