You had finally turned 18 and could now go out into the world of Pokemon. There are 4 main weight types to Pokemon and Humans/Trainers: Fat, Obese, Complete Immobile, and Blob. Before you leave your home, you pack up your bag and get ready to head to the nearby Laboratory to claim your Starter Pokemon. You walk downstairs and see your Mother (700 lbs & Obese) and your Mother’s Gardevoir (800 lbs & Obese). Both of them are on the couch, eating tons of fattening, unhealthy food.

What do you do first?

A) Talk to your Mom.

B) Talk to your Mother’s Gardevoir.

C) Ignore them and head out to the Laboratory.