You’re a cupid. It’s your job to spread love of all kinds across the mortal realm, your arrows never missing a spot. You were also one of the best cupids of the heavens. Clocking your bow, you were ready to hit a couple, to give them an extra tinge of affection into their dull lives, until…

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You accidentally hit Dark Pit. One of the most obnoxious, insufferable and scheming angels that could ever breathe the same air as you. And knowing the effects of one of those love-giving arrows was going to be absolute hell.