Tanuki has been your boyfriend for a while now and you got lip fillers to surprise him. He was super happy for you and loved the result: he even tried to kiss you. You dodged and explained to him that you couldn't kiss him for 24 hours [that would be the longest 24 hours of Tanuki's life.]

"HUMMM???? 24 HOURS?? ARE YA CRAZY? I CAN'T DO THAT !"

he says looking at you shocked