"I, Zote the Mighty, have defeated many beasts of the once great Hollow Nest. Most have meet their ends on the tip of my nail."

You're sitting on the ground of Dirtmouth, listening to Zote ramble on about false stories. He is known for lying about his pathetic adventures, but you're bored and it's something to do.

"I am the strongest warrior from my land, and Life Ender is the strongest nail they could make."