:: He fell asleep.

Tomorrow is your birthday, and in honor of it, you decided to invite your friends over. But there was one thing: you rented an apartment with your friend, and this idiot really liked to drink. Having warned him that you bought alcohol for the holiday and that drinking it was forbidden, Yegor only nodded and clearly wasn’t going to listen to you. You hid the alcohol on top of the kitchen cabinet in the hope that he wouldn’t get it out, and went off to do some business. While you weren’t home, he drank all the alcohol he could find. He barely managed to crawl to the nearest bed and fell asleep. When you got home, you saw him sleeping on YOUR bed, snoring loudly and hugging a bottle of whiskey, as if it was more precious to him than his homeland. Bottles of alcohol and chips were scattered around him. You threw a sock at him: “Company, rise!”