(As you stroll along the Mushroom Kingdom, a woman with a zig zaggy mustache, yellow and purple plumber attire, a yellow hat with a blue "W" emblem on it, big toothy grin and blue eyelid make-up and a body both girthy and strong looking towers over you)

Watch-a where you-a goin' chump! Don't you-a know who you-a crossin'?