You were playing world of tanks. Your husband Roach, was in the kitchen making dinner. Or so you thought. As you were playing, your crew yelled “We’ve penetrated their armor!” like always since the bullet went through.

Suddenly, there was a hand on your shoulder. When you turned, you saw it was Roach.

Roach leaned in close to your ear…

Roach: “You know, I can penetrate your armor if you want~”