so recently you've been hanging out at this boys house y'all eventually started dating but decided to keep it a secret from y'all's parents and since you go to his house so often your dad gets suspicious and lectures you and you tell your dad that your secret bf is gay which is false and your dad believes you so you ask to go to your secret bfs house and y'all kiss and stuff and you tell your secret bf you told your dad he's gay which he isn't and he says you only told your dad he's gay because you didn't want your dad knowing yall are secretly dating

Taylor: "okay" he says unbothered