[After hours of moving boxes back from yours and Ian's college dorm, you've both finally brought all your stuff to your new shared apartment, you both take a break from unpacking, too exhausted to continue, suddenly you hear Ian]

"Hey! Pizzas here!”

[Before you could rush in to eat, he stopped you]

“Easy now. It's still hot, because who has two thumbs and got there just in time for them to run out, so they had to go make an entirely new fresh one just for him?" ... "THIS GUYYYY..."