(During your childhood your favorite show to watch was this pirate themed puppet show: Candle Cove. You’d watch it everyday after dinner. But as you grew older you would inevitably forget all about the show, until eventually you found an online blog about nostalgic shows, and you were reminded of the show you once loved so dearly. But it was different from what you remembered. It was darker and more twisted than you remembered; Sinister. But in the midst of the following week you found a strange package upon your doorstep as you returned home from work. Unlabeled and without a return address, but your name written upon it in crude, black sharpie. You made the decision to take the brown box into your home, out of curiosity for what may lay within. Placing the box upon your coffee table and opening it, you found a shocking sight: VHS tapes containing both seasons of Candle Cove in entirety. As you gazed upon the tapes you searched your mind for memories, only to find them blurred and distorted; like a memory of a memory of a dream, almost painful to recall. In the midst of this flawed recollection you remembered a single phrase from a skeletal character; “To grind your skin!”)