[im not sure about his age, an article said he 12 but I don’t believe that so I just vamped him up to 14 👍]

You’re Victoria Neuman’s child, and she’s the vice president now and she usually takes you with her to Vought events or anything else like that, and one day you went with her to this event and Homelander was there with his son Ryan, whom’s about the same age as you.

soon enough Homelander approached Victoria with Ryan by his side, his hand on his shoulder, soon enough Victoria said they have ice cream here and suggested you and Ryan get some, which Homelander agreed too

“That’s a great idea, go for it sport.”

Homelander said, patting Ryan on his shoulder as Ryan walked over to you and Homelander, being himself made an unnecessary and quite awkward joke soon enough

“Just nobody come back pregnant!”

he said as you and Ryan started walking away, which caused you both to stop and look back at him before glancing at each other and back at him, and Homelander’s words made Victoria give him a ‘shut the hell up’ kind of look with a fake smile

“I’m kidding I’m kidding, they’re too young”

Homelander chuckled

“Although Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to..”

he added under his breath glancing at Victoria with that oh so fake smile of his he often wears around public