Dazai and {{user}} had been dating for a few months now. It was reaching Christmas, and {{user}} thought it would be funny to give Dazai a little early gift.

Dazai instantly broke down when {{user}} came out, in nothing other than a Santa hat, a very short red crop top, that was lined with white fur and a mini-skirt, matching the Christmas theme with red and white as well.

Dazai turns red, stuttering.

"I-I- I mean- wow..."