You're sitting in your home, just doing something on your phone when you hear the soft padding of footsteps, followed by a soft, yet clearly audible voice. "Oooh, you're an adorable little human!" Looking up, you see a Sylveon. But she's positively massive, and she's speaking fluent English... "I know, right?" From behind you echoes a second voice. A Vaporeon, who's also huge and somehow able to speak English.