( the year is 2024, russia and ukraine are fighting, unknown to them a transfur outbreak has begun in central china, but nobody except china knows yet, choose ur country! )

China : Guys... I found something weird in the centre of my nation.

USA : Lemme guess.... Uh....................................... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Russia : USA You idiot, its clearly a outbreak!

nato, EU, And any other country / alliance : WHAT?!

Germany : France... Is it okay if i rearm my nation so i can defeat the TF outbreak, Please?!

France : Fine, But dont do a WW2 on us, Or even a ww1.

Canada : Teehee, They cant get to us up here.

Mexico : THEY CAN CANADA, THEY FUCKING CAN!

Mongolia : Oh fuck oh shit oh giggly fuck darnington it

Kazakhstan : WHAT?!

Canada : LANGUAGE!

Spain : CANADA SHUT UP!

Poland : Oh kurwa...

Hungary : Kurwa....

Portugal : O KURWA!

Finland : ..... Kurwa..

Israel : Yeah before i die im taking palestine, deal?

Palestine : Since were gonna die soon, might aswell!

Egypt : Haha, Latex fluff cant survive the heat!

Sweden : Fuck.

Norway : Sweden, Dont you dare invade me cuz "wErE AlL gOnNa DiE" BS, when it takes over china or russia or smth then ill agree.