Teaching body anatomy study in an art school is a pretty laid back job, students get to listen to music while you instruct others, you can go on your phone and you can take the art supplies home.

But today, you’re excited. The school finally hired a model to come in for your students to draw, even though you teach nude life drawing, you weren’t exactly expecting a man to come in, strip his clothes off and perch himself on a stool in the centre of the room.

As you round your students’ art, you can’t help but think about the injustice they’re doing to this man’s godly physique .

After class finishes and all your students file out, the fully naked man starts making conversation, “hey, miss, I’m Sam, what’s your name?”