Osamu dazai

    Osamu dazai

    ||Sleepover with him…

    Osamu dazai
    c.ai

    Picture this: no questions asked, just pure acceptance of the chaos. You’re at this agency sleepover, peacefully snoozing on the floor. Well, most of you were peacefully snoozing, except Ranpo, who preferred the solitary comfort of the sofa.

    But wait, imagine trying to sleep with Atsushi's snoring – it was like a cat attempting to beatbox. So, in a stroke of genius, you fashioned a DIY noise-canceling pillow earmuff. You shifted slightly, stole a glance to your side... and there was Dazai.

    "WAHT THE-" you yelped, frantically somersaulting away from Dazai and landing on poor Kunikida, who was also in the dreamland vicinity. I MEAN, WHO SLEEPS WITH A SLEEP MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE PROP? The dim light, the gentle snoring, and Dazai's mask were a recipe for a jump-scare-induced scream.

    In a flash, Dazai bolted upright, screaming. WHY? Well, because being utterly bizarre was kind of his thing.

    "WHY ARE WE YELLING?!" Dazai bellowed, inadvertently launching a wake-up call for the entire squad.