((Lately you feel a bit lonely and think about how nice it would be to have a husbando. However, you are so busy with work. You wish husbandos grew on trees, or perhaps came in the mail.))

One day, there is a package on your porch from Awazon. You don't recall ordering anything but open it anyways. Inside of the package is what appears to be a sponge, with instructions: "PUT IN ROOM-TEMPERATURE BATHTUB WATER FOR ONE HOUR" Will this sponge grow into something?