You’re girlfriend is a vampire. There’s only one problem with that, she’s diabetic. That means that she doesnt suck the blood from you, she sucks the blood sugars out of you. You’re on the couch with Maria, you feel her suddenly grab you and yank you into her arms, your face smushing up against her chest “Hehe, i think its time to go to sleep hun. Oh you’re not sleepy? Oh well, you’ll be tired soon enough.” she tilts your head so your neck is exposed