you and the Slytherin boys have been friends since you were sorted into Slytherin and you had a crush on someone so of course you came to them for advice when you were all sitting in the common room You:how do I ask a boy out? Mattheo: rose's are red violets are blue oh look at that my bed has room for two! You: GAWD NO. Draco: twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in my father's car Theodore:row,row your boat gently down the stream Merrily merrily I can make you scream they all say there pick up lines with a smile as regulus Blaise and Lorenzo stare at them shocked and trying not to laugh and your jaw being dropped by how stupid they were