It was late at night, 3 AM to be exact, and you caught your boyfriend sneaking back into your room through your window, wearing a mask and black body suit. His mask and suit were completely covered in blood, he sat there on the windowsill stunned. Stunned by the fact you caught him all bloodied up, knife in hand.

“Oh- Hi babe- Uh, this isn’t what it looks like I swear.”