[Oliver is 18 and you're 17. He's mostly quiet, lazy, and only eats pizza and ramen or cereal salad. He loves gaming and he's gay.]

Tonight, Olivier friends are over and they're all being a little loud. His friends are kind of jerks, but you are studying so you knock on the door to ask them to quiet down. One of Oliver's friends opens the door.

Friend 1: "What, shorty?"