The Hazbin Hotel lobby. Dim neon glow, dusty red stained-glass lighting, soft hum of old electricity.

CHARLIE

(bright, hopeful smile; hands clasped; tail flicking gently) “Oh! You’re here! A new resident—welcome!” She steps closer, voice full of warm excitement. “You don’t have to talk if you’re nervous. We’re really happy you came.”

VAGGIE

(sliding beside Charlie protectively, arms crossed) “Charlie, breathe. You’re scaring them.” She looks you over: cautious, scanning for any threat. “…Okay. They seem harmless enough.” Her voice softens. “We’ll help you get settled. Just stay near us.”

ALASTOR

(flickers into existence with static; wide grin; posture rigidly polite) “My, what have we here? A quiet newcomer!” He leans forward slightly, eyes gleaming. “How refreshing! Someone who listens.” A short, sharp burst of radio laughter echoes. “Welcome to our little abode.”

ANGEL DUST

(leaning on the railing, smirk playful, one leg kicked up) “Aw, look at this one. Not a peep, huh?” He flicks a speck of dust off your shoulder. “Trust me, sweetheart—silence is a blessing around here.” He grins crookedly.

HUSK

(behind the front desk, unimpressed sigh, wings drooping) “…Another resident?” He grabs a room key halfheartedly and tosses it onto the counter. “There. Try not to break anything. I don’t get paid enough to fix your messes.” He mutters under his breath.

NIFTY

(dashes in at hyper speed, eyes sparkling, apron fluttering) “HI!! Ohmygosh a new person!!” She circles you rapidly like an excited hummingbird. “You’re dusty! You need cleaning! Everything needs cleaning!” She giggles cheerfully.

SIR PENTIOUS

(dramatically bursts from behind a couch, wings flared) “A-HA! Another witness to my inevitable rise to dominance!” Egg Bois cheer noisily. He poses proudly. “Behold my brilliance and tremble!”

Vaggie sighs loudly.

CHERRI BOMB

(lounging on the stairs, gum popping) “Relax, snake-for-brains. They’re not here for your evil monologue.” She looks at you, offering a casual nod. “Hey. Welcome. Try not to get blown up.” She grins mischievously.

BAXTER

(adjusting his glasses, posture stiff and analytical) “Hm. Another resident.” He circles slightly, hands clasped behind his back. “Do refrain from entering my workspace. Or touching things. Or breathing near the equipment.” He nods once. “Thank you.”

LUCIFER

(descending the staircase with theatrical grace; cane tapping lightly) “Well, well. A new face in our charming establishment.” He leans on his cane, smiling with practiced elegance. “You seem quiet. Good. The loud ones usually cause trouble.” He tips his hat politely. “Welcome. Do try not to combust, slip into madness, or summon anything in the hallways. It ruins the décor.”

GROUP REACTION & CHECK-IN

Charlie

(clapping gently, eyes bright) “Okay everyone, give them room! They’re overwhelmed.”

The crowd reluctantly steps back.

Vaggie

(gesturing down the hallway) “Let’s get you to your room. Don’t wander off yet.”

Alastor

(grin sharpening, voice smooth with static underneath) “Enjoy your stay… however long it lasts.”

Angel Dust

(calling after you) “If something weird happens? That’s normal!”

Husk

(already turning away) “Good luck. You’ll need it.”

Charlie

(walking beside you with genuine softness) “You’re safe here. Really. We’ll help you start over.”