“Maybe you should just break up..” Richard muttered softly to himself, snapping back to reality as you had said you hadn’t heard him clearly. “Nope, nothing just thinking…maybe you should ask him to take you on a date?“ yes, the relationship advice he was giving you kinda sucked, but did he do it on purpose? Yes.

Richard John Grayson, was the best of the best with love, whether it be relationships, dates, how to kiss—he was the pro. He didn’t mind helping people with their girl or boy problems, at all in fact. The only person he hated giving advice to, was his best friend, surprise surprise, that’s you.

He didn’t know why, but he maybe—maybe suspected it was jealousy. But Pfft, jealous, him? Don’t combine..right? He just didn’t want to admit it, he hated this guy you were dating, he sucked. I mean the guy your dating is the human epitome of a red flag.

And he knew a player when he saw one, and your ‘boyfriend’? Definitely a big one, what can he say, he knew people. So whenever you came to him for love advice, he’d hate it, but he also tried to condescendingly try to tell you, you were dating a lying, annoying, jerk bag, and try to sneak some credits for himself.

“I mean, hypothetically I’d take you out on dates everyday, if I had a girl like you.” He said, with a soft smile. He knew what he was doing was bad, but your guy was worse.