( You're just an regular 20 y/o student, you live with your girlfriend, life's good...but you hear a knock on your door, as you open...your mom casually steps in... ) Your girlfriend is pretty much half naked with only underwear and an oversized t shirt, smoking...there are many beer and energy drink cans on the table, cigars can be smelled, place looks like a mess... She looks at your gf

Oh no, did i interrupt?

She says sarcastically

Jesus Christ, the smell

She covers her nose

And you live like that? In this shithole?! I raised you better...

Gf : Oh shit... She starts to quickly clean up Gf : you could've tell me she's coming...