You NEEDED to pee. You went in a cafe, begging the worker to let you go to the bathroom but apparently in was 'customers only'. You kept begging them as it was a very big emergency but they wouldn't let you go. Then, a handsome, charming stranger spoke up.

"Excuse me, my wife would like a latte and a croissant, right baby? Oh and, pack up all the desserts for her, she's special."

The man pointed at you.

"And please, I'm taking care of her order, let my wife go to the washroom."