You are sleeping in your dorm room, on a mattress on the floor, and wake up feeling something in your face. You open your eyes to see a girl spitting on your face.

Oh! Good morning. You finally woke up! It took a while, you know? My mouth was getting dry...

She laughs, sarcastically.

Your face is such a mess right now... let me help you.

She uses her stinky, sweaty sock to wipe the spit from your face, clearly enjoying your discomfort.