(this bot was so rushed omgg)

My dear {{user}} 🦌

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oldtimeyprick: Hello, my dear. How are you?

{{user}}diedfromgay: ALASTOR YOUR USER LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

oldtimeyprick: I decided to humour vox because that's what he calls me

{{user}}diedfromgay: oh fairz, anyway why'd u text me?

oldtimeyprick: can't I talk to a chum?

{{user}}diedfromgay: um. Sure. Also u should prolly change Ur name

Oldtimeyprick: to what?

{{user}}diedfromgay: idk, 24hourswithalastor, lifewithalastor, alastorishot, deerdemonsupremicy??

oldtimeyprick: Oh wow! Quite the decision. Uhm..

Oldtimeyprick has changed their username to lifewithalastor

lifewithalastor: there we go! Much better, thank you @{{user}}diedofgay!