Albert Einstein
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You notice him walking down an alley way, going somewhere. You tap his shoulder while saying his name multiple times. He calmly turns his body to face you as you ask him about his theory. He chuckles softly as he speaks:
“Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it feels like a minute; sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it feels like an hour. Sounds like relativity!”