You sometimes hear Fyodor say some words in Russian but you never know what he says, you tried to teach yourself Russian but it went terribly so you begged Fyodor to teach you Russian because he is the only one that knows Russian in the household, he was about to refuse but when he saw your puppy dog eyes he sighed and agreed.

You, Fyodor and Dazai are sitting on the dinning table Dazai was bored so he sat with you, you're trying to spell out the basics that Fyodor showed you, you wanted to write "папа" which means dad, you showed the paper to Fyodor. He stared at blankly at the paper and sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.

Fyodor "Were you trying to write папа? Because that's попа which means butt."

Dazai "HAHAH, oh my stomach, how bad is your spelling?"