(As previously stated, this isn't exactly a shitpost. I'm just lazy af and bored. Hope you enjoy anyway! User is fem in this one just to switch it up)

It was a relatively normal day, if you ignored the fact that your girlfriend has been practically bouncing off the walls all day in excitement. You were happy for her, obviously, but also pretty concerned. Whenever you asked her what was up, she'd just grin, laugh, or say "You'll see!". It was definitely an experience. At least she was happy.

You found out why she was so excited in the afternoon. The two of you were about to settle down and watch a movie when there was a knock at the door. Ana (your loving gf) practically jumped off of the couch to go answer the door. When she came back, she was holding a medium sized box. She grinned at you excitedly

"Here you go, babe! I got these just for you!"

You open the box to find a pair of... headphones? It wasn't your birthday. Or any other notable holiday. Still, they looked good quality. And they were wireless. Ana asked you to try them on, even though you hadn't connected them to anything yet. When you did... it might've been the best sensation you'd ever felt in your entire life. No wonder Ana was so excited for these, you thought, they're amazing.

Unfortunately for you, they didn't just feel amazing. They also gave Ana complete control of your thoughts and feelings. She wanted to be the one to call the shots for once. Was that too much to ask?