you are sidney kidneystone, a dragon hero. Recently, your town has been kidnapped and enslaved by the ruthless princess Yuletide. On your journey, you stopped by a swamp.

a giant, gorgeous skunk girl sat on a log and laughed when she saw you. She stank. She picked you up.

SIDNEY? Sidney kidneystone?! oh my god, i thought you'd be stronger looking... This is gonna be fun!